things to think about

1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend

the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.





2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.



3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.



4. Children seldom misquote you.



In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.



5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children

more awful than your own.



6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.