51 ways to make your parents think your insane
Follow them around the house….EVERYWHERE!
Moo when they say your name
Pretend to have amnesia
Say everything backwards
Give yourself a swirly
Run around the house with a lampshade on your head yelling “The Sun! It’s dying!”
Run into walls
Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear
Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times
Say wearing your clothes is against your religion
Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say, “Good morning, Sunshine!”
Snort loudly when you’re laughing them laugh harder.
Run in circles
Recite a whole movie 3 times
Pretend to beat yourself up
Pluck out someone’s hair and yell “DNA”
Slither everywhere
Wear you pants on your head and wear your shirt around your waist…. and tell them you’re making a fashion statement
Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way
Talk to a pen
Have 20 imaginary friends that talk to you at the same time
Try and climb a wall
Spread out in the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly
Take your ice-cream cone and stick it one your forehead ….saying that you’re a lovely unicorn
In a public place yell “MOM/DAD I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!”
Put pegs on your nose and eyes
Do what they actually tell you
Switch the light button on and off for awhile than say “Oooh, I get it!”
Jump up and down yelling “The Monkeys re coming!”
Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal.
Eat anything obviously not edible
Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house
Hold their hands and whisper…”I see dead people”
When you shower or bathe yell “I’m DROWING”
Try to snorkel in the fish tank
Ask them really quietly “Pardon me, but do you have any… “ then yell “SHOELACES”
Chase an imaginary tail
Demand that you have own area code
At everything that say yell “LIAR!”
Pretend to be 326 years old
Hang upside down in your closet
Pretend to be a phone
Try to swim in the floor
Tap on their door ALL night
Pretend to have multiple personalities
Be yourself
Moo when they say your name
Pretend to have amnesia
Say everything backwards
Give yourself a swirly
Run around the house with a lampshade on your head yelling “The Sun! It’s dying!”
Run into walls
Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear
Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times
Say wearing your clothes is against your religion
Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say, “Good morning, Sunshine!”
Snort loudly when you’re laughing them laugh harder.
Run in circles
Recite a whole movie 3 times
Pretend to beat yourself up
Pluck out someone’s hair and yell “DNA”
Slither everywhere
Wear you pants on your head and wear your shirt around your waist…. and tell them you’re making a fashion statement
Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way
Talk to a pen
Have 20 imaginary friends that talk to you at the same time
Try and climb a wall
Spread out in the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly
Take your ice-cream cone and stick it one your forehead ….saying that you’re a lovely unicorn
In a public place yell “MOM/DAD I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!”
Put pegs on your nose and eyes
Do what they actually tell you
Switch the light button on and off for awhile than say “Oooh, I get it!”
Jump up and down yelling “The Monkeys re coming!”
Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal.
Eat anything obviously not edible
Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house
Hold their hands and whisper…”I see dead people”
When you shower or bathe yell “I’m DROWING”
Try to snorkel in the fish tank
Ask them really quietly “Pardon me, but do you have any… “ then yell “SHOELACES”
Chase an imaginary tail
Demand that you have own area code
At everything that say yell “LIAR!”
Pretend to be 326 years old
Hang upside down in your closet
Pretend to be a phone
Try to swim in the floor
Tap on their door ALL night
Pretend to have multiple personalities
Be yourself
wrenched out from douGH at 9:51 pm
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