Ode to Michael...

The trouble with Michael is that he's cute,

And tall and adorable and huggable to boot.

He could be like your little brother,

A sibling from another mother.

But Michael's got a problem you see,

As sure as one plus two is three.

He's selfish and arrogant and a self-centred prick,

An egotistical Bastard and a 'full of himself' dick.

He doesn't know who his bloody friends are,

So I hope that one day he gets rammed by a car.

I hope, Michael, that you know you suck,

And that as your EX-friend, I don't give a f***.





-if you can guess who, well done. i am not in a good mood.-