Alternative Version

A You're abominable
B You're so beastly
C You're as cruel as can be
D You are dreadful
and
E So excruciating
F You're a fright to look upon
G Ghastly looking
and
H You're so horrible
I I so do not idolise you
J You're a joker
and
K You're a killer
and
L You are such a loser too
how 'bout
M
N
O
P
i could go on all day
Q
R
S
T
alphabetically speaking
You're so NOT ok
U ruin life for me
V means you're vile to me
W
X
Y
Zed
or
Zee
i could wander through
the alphabet without you
'cause you don't mean anything to me.

when life tears you down, it's always good to blame one random person, that doesn't really exist. kinda helps loosen the load.