why guys like girls.. hmmm are you sure??

here is a chain mail thing i got and i really wonder from a guys point of view whether it is at all true... hmmm so here it starts:

Here are a few reasons
why guys like girls:

1.
They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo (ah.. ok.. shampoo?? but... sometimes its too soapy...phew.. you would smell like a bloody clean toilet with too much detergent.. hmmm.. thus: choose ur shampoo wisely you wont know wad guy is smelling you.. :) )

2.
The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder ( sometimes NOT.. if i recall correctly.. height difference plays a PROBLEM.. resulting in a SHARP shoulder or sharp ELBOW.. )

3.
How cute they look when they sleep (ok.. i would think ANYONE wuld look cute enough when sleeping cos the sleeping person would be SERENE and peaceful and not yelling at you hehehehe..)

4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms (oh?... oh.... hmmmm... oooohhhhhhhhhhh)

5.
The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world ( HAHHAA for the duration of the kiss that is.. then time comes to say GOODBYE and all the worries come flowing back..)

6.
How cute they are when they eat ( HAHHAHA you havent seen everything then mister.. its called soup on the table and crackers on your lap.. and a milk mustache..)

7.
The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while ( ok... hinting to all girls that its OK to take hours nad be late because we are EXPECTED to do so.. HAHAH.. rubbish..)

8.
Because they are always
warm even when its minus 30 outside ( HELLO!?!?!?! have you EVER been into our LIBRARY!! or teh lects!!! its FREEEZING!! and guys would be the warmer ones cos their blood is always rushing due to high metabolism rates damn them those warm blooded creatures...)

9.
The way they look good
no matter what they wear ( ah. ok. well. uh. ever occur to you the saying.. its in the eye of the beholder??)

10.
The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth (wad if she doesnt know she is cos she doesnt believe it?? its called an inferiority complex)

11.
How cute they are when they argue (and that annoys us more due to the fact that you mind wanders off while we are trying to put across a POINT.. and you wonder why we get so frustrated.. hmph)

12.
The way her hand always finds yours (ah.. then you let go...sad sad...)

13.
The way they smile ( haha you obviously havent watched enough movies.. ever occur to you that there are some girls who are missing a couple of front teeth? all i want for christmass is my two front teeth.. go check it up)

14.
The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight ( ok this.. i odnt know.... im not hte guy. hehehehhe)

15.
The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that
an hour later.... ( ah the contradictions in life..hahhaha dont fight..)

16.
The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them (ok...)

17.
The way they kiss you
when you say
"I love you" (ok........)

18.
Actually ...
just the way they kiss you... (OK.. enough too much info man..)

19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they cry (ah. then you think.. ohh cry baby or.. omg wad to do?? depressing aint it?? haha..)

20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly (hm. yeah. ok. that happens.. haha)

21.
The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt ( and you realise that it WONT hurt cos of ur freaking arm muscles..)

22.
Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)! (ah but its called facal expression.. saying sorry is a MUST)

23.
The way they say
"I miss you" ( ok.. and thats supposed to be NICE?? isnt more like omg... dont.. youll make me miss you more??)

24.
The way you miss them ( ah. ok. read my mind.. but i can say WE miss YOU more. hehehhehe)

25.
The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them ...
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls
and
you say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.

9evidently.. this guy is damn despo...the one who wrote this... and is thinking of that girl so to girls this entire point 25 looks like a hell of a rant that we cant exactly follow. oh wells. good for you man. voice you feelings.. but i can tell you.. youre never gonna get her if you dont TELL her.. sheesh.. men..)


and at the ending of this chain mail is the amusing remark .:

This chain started in 1887.
It is a love chain letter.
In an hour you are
supposed to send it to
25 people.
It is easy, just look into
chat rooms and find them.
Anyway,
send it to 25 people in 1 hour.
Now here
comes the fun part.
You then say
the name of the person
you like or love
and then the person will say
"I love you,"
or
"Will you go out with me?"
NO JOKE!!!!!

did it EVER occur to ppl that a freaking computer didnt HAVE the internet in 1887? no? well it occured to anne and we had one HELL of a laugh. .hhaha good luck to you people who can fall for that.. htink before you leap aye?