Someone.....

You are Everything To Somebody

Right now at this very minute:

someone is very proud of you
someone is thinking of you
someone cares about you
someone misses you
someone wants to talk to you
someone wants to be with you
someone hopes you aren't in trouble
someone is thankful for the support you have provided
someone wants to hold your hand

someone hopes everything turns out all right
someone wants you to be happy
someone wants you to find them
someone is celebrating your successes
someone wants to give you a gift
someone think you ARE a gift
someone hopes you are not too cold, or too hot
someone wants to hug you
someone loves you
someone wants to lavish you with small gifts
someone admires your strength
someone is thinking of you and smiling
someone wants to be your shoulder to cry on
someone wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun
someone thinks the world of you
someone wants to protect you
someone would do anything for you
someone wants to be forgiven
someone is grateful for your forgiveness
someone wants to laugh with you about old times
someone remembers you and wishes you were there
someone needs to know that your love is unconditional
somebody values your advice
someone wants to tell you how much they care
someone wants to stay up watching old movies with you
someone wants to share their dreams with you
someone wants to hold you in their arms
someone wants YOU to hold them in your arms
someone treasures your spirit
someone wishes they could STOP time because of you
someone can't wait to see you
someone wishes that things didn't have to change
someone loves you for who you are
someone loves the way you make them feel
someone wants to be with you
someone hears a song that reminds them of you
someone wants you to know they are there for you
someone is glad that you're their friend
someone wants to be your friend
someone stayed up all night thinking about you
someone is alive because of you
someone is wishing that you would notice them
someone wants to get to know you better
someone believes that you are their soul mate
someone wants to be near you
someone misses your guidance and advice
someone values your guidance and advice
someone has faith in you
someone trusts you
someone needs you to send them this letter
someone needs your support
someone needs you to have faith in them
someone needs you to let them be your friend
someone will cry when they read this

i guess that one thing should stick to us when we read this. that if everyone has a someone, you would be someone's someone too. spread the love. with love, we would all be smarter people. smarter and wiser...

why guys like girls.. hmmm are you sure??

here is a chain mail thing i got and i really wonder from a guys point of view whether it is at all true... hmmm so here it starts:

Here are a few reasons
why guys like girls:

1.
They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo (ah.. ok.. shampoo?? but... sometimes its too soapy...phew.. you would smell like a bloody clean toilet with too much detergent.. hmmm.. thus: choose ur shampoo wisely you wont know wad guy is smelling you.. :) )

2.
The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder ( sometimes NOT.. if i recall correctly.. height difference plays a PROBLEM.. resulting in a SHARP shoulder or sharp ELBOW.. )

3.
How cute they look when they sleep (ok.. i would think ANYONE wuld look cute enough when sleeping cos the sleeping person would be SERENE and peaceful and not yelling at you hehehehe..)

4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms (oh?... oh.... hmmmm... oooohhhhhhhhhhh)

5.
The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world ( HAHHAA for the duration of the kiss that is.. then time comes to say GOODBYE and all the worries come flowing back..)

6.
How cute they are when they eat ( HAHHAHA you havent seen everything then mister.. its called soup on the table and crackers on your lap.. and a milk mustache..)

7.
The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while ( ok... hinting to all girls that its OK to take hours nad be late because we are EXPECTED to do so.. HAHAH.. rubbish..)

8.
Because they are always
warm even when its minus 30 outside ( HELLO!?!?!?! have you EVER been into our LIBRARY!! or teh lects!!! its FREEEZING!! and guys would be the warmer ones cos their blood is always rushing due to high metabolism rates damn them those warm blooded creatures...)

9.
The way they look good
no matter what they wear ( ah. ok. well. uh. ever occur to you the saying.. its in the eye of the beholder??)

10.
The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth (wad if she doesnt know she is cos she doesnt believe it?? its called an inferiority complex)

11.
How cute they are when they argue (and that annoys us more due to the fact that you mind wanders off while we are trying to put across a POINT.. and you wonder why we get so frustrated.. hmph)

12.
The way her hand always finds yours (ah.. then you let go...sad sad...)

13.
The way they smile ( haha you obviously havent watched enough movies.. ever occur to you that there are some girls who are missing a couple of front teeth? all i want for christmass is my two front teeth.. go check it up)

14.
The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight ( ok this.. i odnt know.... im not hte guy. hehehehhe)

15.
The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that
an hour later.... ( ah the contradictions in life..hahhaha dont fight..)

16.
The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them (ok...)

17.
The way they kiss you
when you say
"I love you" (ok........)

18.
Actually ...
just the way they kiss you... (OK.. enough too much info man..)

19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they cry (ah. then you think.. ohh cry baby or.. omg wad to do?? depressing aint it?? haha..)

20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly (hm. yeah. ok. that happens.. haha)

21.
The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt ( and you realise that it WONT hurt cos of ur freaking arm muscles..)

22.
Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)! (ah but its called facal expression.. saying sorry is a MUST)

23.
The way they say
"I miss you" ( ok.. and thats supposed to be NICE?? isnt more like omg... dont.. youll make me miss you more??)

24.
The way you miss them ( ah. ok. read my mind.. but i can say WE miss YOU more. hehehhehe)

25.
The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them ...
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls
and
you say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.

9evidently.. this guy is damn despo...the one who wrote this... and is thinking of that girl so to girls this entire point 25 looks like a hell of a rant that we cant exactly follow. oh wells. good for you man. voice you feelings.. but i can tell you.. youre never gonna get her if you dont TELL her.. sheesh.. men..)


and at the ending of this chain mail is the amusing remark .:

This chain started in 1887.
It is a love chain letter.
In an hour you are
supposed to send it to
25 people.
It is easy, just look into
chat rooms and find them.
Anyway,
send it to 25 people in 1 hour.
Now here
comes the fun part.
You then say
the name of the person
you like or love
and then the person will say
"I love you,"
or
"Will you go out with me?"
NO JOKE!!!!!

did it EVER occur to ppl that a freaking computer didnt HAVE the internet in 1887? no? well it occured to anne and we had one HELL of a laugh. .hhaha good luck to you people who can fall for that.. htink before you leap aye?

being selfish: ME

ah lets see... some probing while i endure an identity crisis...

Does your name begin with: A
U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. ( hahaha the adventure side of me i guess.. hahaha)
You mean business. (i do? i thought im always JOKING!)
With you, what you see is what you get.(true, im not about to change myself just cos you dont like wad you see. too BAD suckers!!)
You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute,demure, and subtly enticing. (hahahhahahah!! true!!!! thats why suba is a horny flirting bastard!!! hahahaha :D buddy buddy wh? ;) )
You are an up-front person. ( i am? are you serious? oh. ok.)
You often don't get hints & you ever pass any. (hahah cos im too SLOW to get them and too BLONDE to give them )
Brains turn you on. ( ahhahahhahahhhah are you SERIOUS???? i though it was humor? haha oh well :D)
You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. (oh? hmm i DO like talking with ppl :D)
You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. (hehehe.. i AM guilty of that..)
Your mate's physical attractiveness is important for you. (aer you SERIOUS? i personally dont give a DAMN! hahhahaha i always preferred PERSONALITY!!! ask anyone :D )
You tend to be very Practical, & not very emotional ( practical?? in a RIDICULOUS way.... not emotional??? in an EMO way... )
Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. ( hahahhahah!!! i really like this.... gd choices? you GOT TO be kidding.. trouble? hell YEAH!!! hahaha :P )
You are very self satisfied & egoistic. (oh? ahha i got an EGO! OMG and i didnt know it! haha serious!)


MAY
Stubborn and hard-hearted ( hahahaha omg. hell YEAH. i am STUBBORN! hard heart? hmm maybe...)
Strong-willed and highly motivated (hahahhahahhahahahhahhaha...)
Sharp thoughts ( oh yeah.. especially when im ANGRY)
Easily angered (speak of hte devil!!!?!?! haha oh yeah.. SHORT temper.. )
Attracts others and loves attention (hahahha spotlight?? me?? oh. hmm ok maybbee...)
Deep feelings (ah. yesh... philospohical ado :D)
Beautiful physically and mentally ( HAHAHA!! WAD A JOKE!!)
Firm standpoint (yup.. stubborn..)
Easily influenced ( hmm isnt that a contradiction from the above?)
Needs no motivation (hahaha.. ok... )
Easily consoled ( oh?? really?? )
Systematic (left brain) ( hmmmmmmm... i doubt that...)
Loves to dream ( oh YEAH DAY DREAM!!)
Strong clairvoyance ( wadd???)
Understanding ( oh? hmm i dont htink so)
Sickness usually in the ear and neck (hmmm... throat included??)
Good imagination ( hahahahhahhaha hmmmm)
Good debating skills (if arguing counts hahaha)
Good physical ( wad? physical wad??)
Weak breathing ( AHHHHH!!! OMG NOOOOO *COUGH**GASP* *CHOKE**DIE*)
Loves literature and the arts ( uh... only drama......)
Loves travelling ( oh yeah.... oooooohhh yeah)
Dislike being at home ( hmmmm maybbbeee... maybbeee not..)
Restless ( hahahah yeah.. even now im bouncing up nad down..)
Not having many children ( ah. i hate pregnant women..)
Hardworking ( hahahha my FOOT)
High spirited ( HAHAHA i think its called HYPER)
Spendthrift ( hahahahhaha maybe.. i really dont know. hahaha)




Taurus

Turn ons

Stability and dependability characterize Taurus. (aww now isnt that sweet? aha pity it isnt true.. i think)
They like people who can blend and grow with them. (ah yesh.. well.. yeah.. haha)
If you have a Taurus partner you should appreciate all things bright and beautiful. (huh? but im not about to say wad you should do or not.. thats ridiculous!!)
They have an inherent artistic sense and are fond of color and music. (okk....hmm)
Judge the life with them from purely materialistic point of view. (WAD!?!?!?!? WAD THE HELL!?!?! I HATE MONEY!!!)
Enjoy everything luxurious that money can provide. (EXCUSE ME??!?!??! OMG I AM INSTULTED!!!)
Enjoy good food (better if you can cook to please them) and good drinks with them. (ok.. i ahve NO idea.. hmmm)

Turn offs

Taurus is very slow to anger (in fact you may s pend the whole life with
them and still no spark) but you should not push your luck too much. ( wad a BLOOODY contradiction.. hahaha.. )
Being unreasonable or aggressive with them may get you into trouble. ( well yeah.. dont push me!! hahahhaha.. )
Do not press him into a corner and if you do be prepared for a violent rage. (maybe... its called a mine.. you toucha nd BOOOOOMMM!!)
Taurus is capable of violent outbursts though this is on very rare occasions. (there we go.. wad i say??)
If you have a roving eye forget it because Taurus have can take the cake when it comes to being possessive. ( hahaok.. this IS true.. hahaha i get jeaous damn easily.. but i shoul,dnt.. hmm bad bad ado..)
They can be suffocating when being possessive about you.( ok.. bad.. sigh.. hahah ah well... cest la vie..)



1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU HAVE?:

a. DARK [ it is.. a dark blondish....]
- sexy [whoa.. wad hte hell??]



2. IF YOU WERE OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT TO:

b. GO OUT TO EAT[ yeah man.. its called PRIVACY]
-romantic[ah. ok.. sweeett..]



3. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OUT OF:

d. SEA-FOAMGREEN[ for some reason this colour reminds me of my eyes...]
-horny[ oh how nice.. im HORNY!! YEAH BABY YEAH!! hahahha my foot lah..]



4. PICK YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIE OUT OF:

b. SKATING[ the only thing i can do...]
-determined[ ah. ok.. not bad...]



5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE BETWEEN THESE WHICH WOULD YOU PICK?:

a. OLD NAVY [ i got like tons of their clothes... in my wardrobe.. the only thing my mom buys for me.. hehe..]
-preppy[ a wad?? wads preppy??]



6. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE STATE OUT OF:

b. FLORIDA[ they got CROCS man.. CROCS!!!]
-party time in the Heat [ ah. ok. party?? hmm. no thanks...]



7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU RATHER GO TO:

a. THE BEACH[ its called SUMMER for a REASON]
-tan likes the sun [ ah.. wad? ok.. im real confused.hm...]




8. WHATS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?
e. May[ like i can help it?]
- chills a lot [ chills like.. wad?/ ice?? or hang out chill?]




9. WOULD YOU RATHER:
b. GO OUT WITH FRIENDS [ yeah.. i found out that hanging t doing NOTHING is actually quite FUN. hahah]
-crazy[ ah. well. why doesnt that surprise me??]




10. NAME A PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.
Jeremy.[ like dude, hes my best guy frend man...]
-That person will fall in love with you!!!!! [ HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAH]



thus ending on a high note :D take care ya all kay? hahaha.. i doubt many actually described the true me but then again.. wad is true me eh? hahaha

the THINGS people come up with... RIDICULOUS.

i really cannot believe humans sometimes.. i cant believe myself all the time.. so thats no surprise.. i really think im an alien.. you gotta check this out esp if you havent seen it.. like uh.. wad the hell??

Article 1:

Statement of Love:
The Kiss



1.
Kiss on the hand
I adore you (haha and i thought ppl only did this in the PAST.. but ah well.. we are traditionalists at heart :D )

2.
Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends (oh really???? hmmmm....)

3.
Kiss on the neck
I want you (i should say so.. aint it going a BIT too far?? all that necking.. hmmm..)

4.
Kiss on the lips
I love you ( ah. and you mean to say no other kiss will do? really.. ppl amaze me..)

5.
Kiss on the ears
I am just playing ( that has GOT to be tickleish.. have you tried sticking hair near ppls ears?? that TICKELS!!)

6.
Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away ( HAHA. oh yeah.. i dont even want to IMAGINE.)

7.
Look in your eyes
kiss me (oh? are you seroius? im gonna have to walk about with my eyes closed then..)

8.
Playing with your hair
I can't live without you ( haha .. actually, thats kinda sweet :D)

9.
Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go (or around the shoulders.. haha )


Article 2:
The Three Steps

1.
Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him. ( real tight. REAL tight. )

2.
Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good. ( this is one HELL of a contradiction. read above to get the REAL truth for heaven sake)

3.
Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare. ( hahahahhahhahhahahahha)



Article 3:
The Commandments

1.
Thou shall not squeeze
too hard. (uh.. just a qn... squeeze wad?)

2.
Thou shall not ask for a kiss,
but take one. ( and take one... okay...)

3.
Thou shall kiss
at every opportunity. (HAHA. rite. Riiiiiggggghhhhhhtttttt)



i like this. i really do

The Lovers of the Heart

In order to form
a more perfect kiss,
enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please
but one kiss.


very nice. :D very very nice. hehehehe. i love it! haha :D and you too!!

y-o-u

"Last night
I looked up at the stars
and matched each one with a reason
why I love you.
I was doing great,
but then
I ran out of stars."

And especially in Singapore,
where the sky
is so bright
you can only see
so many stars.
But,
i love you
MORE.

mr math response:

math:ah. well sweetie, you are gonna need me for your money business. you know that dont you?

me: i cant give a DAMN. i will live in the amazon basin!!! if its still tehre. and i wont even EVER have to look at you EVER again. and i SOOO wont need money there.ill deal in BANANAS.

math: oh please. i promise itll be ok. pls dont go...

me: math, FACE IT. i take THREE steps to understan you while others take only ONE. do you know how stooopid and SLOW you make me FEEL??? esp with other ppl ... worst of all TEACHERS. they give me that sad understanding smile and i feel so STOOPID. erguh. i hate you. get lost

math: no response.





and so. i end my relationship with MATH. i HATE you math. go AWAY.

mr math.

mr math. i am sorry. but this is a formal notification of our separation. yes i know. we have been through many ups and downs. and it all started with 1+1=2.

i am not so sure i can even believe you now when you say that. how do you KNOW 1+1=2? i really cannot trust you anymore. therefore i have decided that we should file for a separation. and maybe in the future, for a divorce.

from that nice start off with your catchy pick up line of 1+1=2, it just went down hill from there. you know it, dont deny it. it took a very dedicated ms chua, the wonderful inspiring teacher of primary 2E of Marymount convent primary school to provide the therapy and councelling sessions to patch up our rocky relationship. and yet, no matter how good it looked after that councelling session, it was really torn apart.remember your mother-in-law abacus? i really hate her. yes im sorry. after 11 years of marriage im finally telling you that i happen to HATE your mother-in-law. i really do.i cant stand her. and now, i cant stand YOU. who gives a damn? you have so many adoring fans after you, yes i know that, but im NOT one of them. i bet you had affairs with a couple of them didnt you? i knew it. especially during that break between primary 6 and secondary one. after giving me the time of my life with an A for my PSLE, you went off gavallanting with some freaking brunette didnt you? i know. ms science. oooo youve always been giving her the googly eyes.

and then wad happens? i go for my own therapy. sec 2, sec 3 and sec 4. all your mistresses. ms yap, mrs chua, ms wong. hopeless. i went for my councelling session. thank god for mei hui. she really helped me pull through. and so it was okay for our decade anniversary. i got A1 in elementary and A2 in additional. BUT you were only there at that time. and now. i have NO idea where you have gone. i really dont. you are giving me trouble and today you made me break down. i hate crying over you. you are SO not worth it.

which now brings me back to my point. i want a separation. and i will get one. just you wait. one day. i will be FREEE of you. you LOUSE. erguh. i HATE you. stoopid stooopid math.

my pop ups.

i have conceeded. i shall rid my blog of the pop ups. the ones that annoy the hell out of everyone. the ones that deter faizal from visiting my blog. the eight pop ups i myself need to go through before i can view my own blog. yet. wait a minute. i think... i think...

hmmmmmmmmmmm.... i am ado. a dough. my blog. its MY blog. so. what i do with it. is really my probelm rite? wrong. ppl visit. so i must be hospitable. hm.

i am in a conflict. MEybe for now i shall just change what it says. hmmm yeah. then i shall see. will ask around :D hospitable frendly blog. haha rite. full of nonsense . aha.