Ode to Michael...

The trouble with Michael is that he's cute,

And tall and adorable and huggable to boot.

He could be like your little brother,

A sibling from another mother.

But Michael's got a problem you see,

As sure as one plus two is three.

He's selfish and arrogant and a self-centred prick,

An egotistical Bastard and a 'full of himself' dick.

He doesn't know who his bloody friends are,

So I hope that one day he gets rammed by a car.

I hope, Michael, that you know you suck,

And that as your EX-friend, I don't give a f***.





-if you can guess who, well done. i am not in a good mood.-

Love Me

A song by Ado.
The trick is to fill in the blanks with a name that rhymes.
I can actually play this on my guitar.
And I wrote it. Amazing *drop jaw*

I have a baby,
His/Her name is ________
So I asked my baby,
'Darlin, do you love me?'

Do you love me, love me
Like I love you, love you
Then our love will be forever true x2

My baby then turned
And said to me,
'Listen my darling,
Very carefully'

You know I love you, love you
Like you love me, love me
And we'll live together happily x2

So I answered my baby,
' Darling _________
You and I dearest
Forever will be happy'

For you love me, love me
Like I love you, love you
And our love will be forever true x2

He/She looked ( 3 claps)
At me (3 claps)
And said (3 claps)
Tenderly

'Darling I love you more
More than can ever be'

It's taller, taller
Than the trees, the trees
And wider than the sea x2

Together so happily
Ado and ________
Hand in hand
Never blue
Their love forever true

Do you love me, love me
Like I love you, love you
Then our love will be forever true x2

Since the song is by me, my name ended up in it. I usually substitute my sister's name in(Ishy) or my mum (mummy)but there are other certain names that can fit as well. :)