A Poem from girls to guys

I shave my legs,


I sit down to pee.


And I can justify any shopping spree.


Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.


I can get a massage without a hard-on.


I can balance the checkbook,


I can pump my own gas.


I can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.


My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.


At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.


I don't drive in circles, at any cost;


And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.


I never forget an important date.


You just gotta deal with it,I'm usually late.


I don't watch movies with lots of gore.


Don't need instant replay to remember the score.


I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.


And just cause I'm assertive,Don't call me a bitch.


Don't say to your friends, "Oh yeah, I can get her."


In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!


Flowers are okay,


But jewellery's best.


Look at me you idiot...








Not at my chest !!!


I don't have a problem,


With Expressing my feelings.


I know when you're lying,


You look at the ceiling.


DON'T call me a GIRL,


A BABE or a CHICK.


I am a WOMAN.


Get it?




You DICK!?!