Advice for women

Here's a short instruction manual to help
you women deal with the opposite sex...


Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.


Don't imagine that you can change a man unless he is in diapers.


What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.


So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.


If they put a man on the moon, why can't they put them all there?


Tell him you are not his type, you have a pulse.


Never let your man's mind wander, it is too little to be let out alone.


Go for younger men - you might as well, they never mature anyway.


Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.


Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.


Women don't make fools of men, most of them are the Do-It-Yourself types.


The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they are too old for it.


Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.


If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. A man's idea of serious commitment is usually 'oh alright, I'll stay the night.'


Sadly, all men are created equal.


Remember that a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.


The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of 'former boyfriend.'


There are lots of words to describe men - strong, caring, loving - they'd be wrong, but you can still use them.

MEN : Can't Live With Them, Can Live Without Them!