30 things a girl would die for

lets see, would i die for them? hmm.. haha no, i don think id DIE for them but it would be nice. hahahahhaa. stole this off a frends post on freindster. muahhahaa. thanks sublit!!!!! hahaha

1-touch their waist (i dont think so, too freaky, maybe arm around shoulders but waist is tooooo.. touchy. hahah)

2-talk to them (hell yeah why not? hahah)

3-share secrets (well if your close sharing secrets would come naturally :D )

4-give her your jacket ( if the girl is cold. if not, whats hte point? )

5-kiss them slowly (uh.. information overload. thats uh.. disgusting. publicly displayed affection. erguh)

6-hug them (hahaha hug me and hold me and never let me go. hugs are nice. always nice)

7-hold her (as in hands? haha the comfort of having someone to hold when you're scared. feels... comforting. hahahahha)

8-laugh with her ( who wouldnt do this? honestly, its a bit obvious. haha laugh laugh. hahahahaha laughter hte best medicine :D )

9-invite her somewhere (might as well say outing or sumfni. hahah watch movie. go eat. haha wadever. its a good choice. ahahha)

10-let her be with you when your with your friends (ahhh.. unless she doesn want to be with your frends cos they scare her or...... she doesnt liek one of them and doesnt want to embarrass you. yeah. thats more likely. :D )

11-smile with her ( smiling is infectious. if you ODNT smile, there HAS to be something wrong with you. :D )

12-take pics with her ( ahha unless you both forget. but one is enough. haha :D )

13-pull her onto your lap ( uh.. ok i know someone who does that but.. uh.. ok.. no comment on this one..)

14-when she says she loves you more, deny it.
fight back ( this soudns very familiar. hahaha. only problem, she might feel like she needs to prove herself in some other way.. sigh.haha sublit thinks this is.. wads hte word.. hmmm..impossible hhaha)

15-when her friends say i love her more than you,
deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant
get to her friends. it makes her feel loved (does it? hahaha wad a weird thing to want. once again i quote sublit, she says hte love from frends is OBVIOUSLY different from a guy. hahaha i think she might be rite. :D )

16-always hug her and say i love you when you
see her ( hahaha.. so open .. hahah.. sigh.)

17-kiss her unexpectedly (unexpected. hahahha but i suppose its welcoming. hahahahhaa)

18-hug her from behind around the waist (haha a nice surprise too i guess hahahah)

19-tell her she beautiful not sexy! ( sexy means SLUT. who the HELL wants to feel like a hooker? hahaa some men just dont get it. beautiful. such a strong word. ahah pretty is sufficient. actually. looks dont matter. :D )

20-tell her the way you feel about her! ( like all hte time? hahahaha. you gotta love him man haha. :D )

21-kiss her on the lips ( uh.. oookkkk... no comment here either. and i think it would be really bad if its followed by number 5. slowly. erguh. hahaha)

22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER
stuff ( ahah this is called TREATS. something i DONT beleive in and i thnk sublit AGREES with me. haha. if I eat it. i PAY. got it? hahaa)

23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD (wad the hell does this mean? wad feels good? good for who?? the ants?? ahhahha )

24-make her feel loved ( ah. well. hahaha. i think its hte same for anyone who loves someone. DUH. ahahahha yeah well. kinda obvious.ahaha )

25-buy them stuff. like small things can still help (OR. notes. letters. phone calls. not EVERYTHIGN has to do with money. isnt that the truth? haha )

26-don't lie to her ( uh. yeah? i suppose shed slaughter you. unless. u had a good reaosn. hahahha)

27-dont cheat on her ( this is just calling for the world to fall on ur head. its called girl back up and a DEATH wish. girls have GIRLFRENDS hahaha. loyal ones like ME. hahahaha rite....)

28-take her anywhere she wants ( wad if i want to go to the moon huh?? watcha gonna do about that huh?!?!?! and mr smart ass dont go say ing : oh i know. kiss her nad she flies to the moon. haha this person who made this list has NO idea what hes talking baout. hahaha)

29-txt messege her in the morning and tell her
have a good day at school, and how much you
miss her (or at the end of hte day can also. ask how hte day was and wads nots. haha always helps :D )

30-be there for her when ever she needs you, &
even though she doesn't need you just be there
so
she'll know that she can always count on you ( sigh. you just gotta give it up for love. amazing what it can do.hahaha but its oh so true. honestly.)


sigh. haha. the person who made this list is smart. but. to a certain extent. i think there are somethings that should be included. like well. mmm

1. email when your away. even short messages to let her know that your still there and thinking of her.

2. call her when something might seem wrong. talking it out always helps.

3. sublit says: do NOT be perssured in to doing stuff that is stated in teh list above. some girls like her dont give a damn about it. different girls have different ways of being pleased. somethings not stated. like. for her: rub noses. omg that is so cute. i want to try that!!!! haha some day in the future. hahaha

4. be yourself. haha. i quote: its the beauty that captures teh attention but the personality that captures the heart. gosh i feel like swooning. no wiser words ever said. ahha.

5. me bestie sheens says: be honest. i say its hte same as not telling lies nad the same as telling how you feel. but she says.
no, there s a difference
no telling lies could mean telling white lies and not exactly being truthful
being honest means to tell them the truth without telling them lies
if u think there is something wrong with the girl, ask her what s wron and ask if there s anything u can do to help


so there you have it. hahaha. well done dough. hahahahahahhaa. the doughnut has spoken. WAIT. not YET!! hahaha

I LOVE YOU!!! muahahha. noone can guess. or WILL guess. unless you are in teh know. hahahahaha i feel so evil.

One Liners

You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading . . . And all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow.

I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one . . . It wasn't doing what I was doing.


I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."

He asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now."

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.

I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.

I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

I like to skate on the other side of the ice.

Four years ago . . . No, it was yesterday. Today I . . . No, that wasn't me. Sometimes I . . . No, I don't.

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."

Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.

Sorry, my mind was wandering. One time my mind went all the way to Venus on mail order and I couldn't pay for it.

I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, "Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile." I spent last summer folding it. I also have a full-size map of the world. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6".

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world . . . Perhaps you've seen it.

It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.

I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings . . . Boy With Pail . . . Kitten On Fire.

One time I went to a museum where all the work in the museum had been done by children. They had all the paintings up on refrigerators.

Last time I went to the movies I was thrown out for bringing my own food. My argument was that the concession stand prices are outrageous. Besides, I haven't had a Bar-B-Que in a long time.

One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab. The movie cost me $95.

I went to the cinema, and the prices were: Adults $5.00, children $2.50. So I said, "Give me two boys and a girl."

I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.

There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.

I used to be a waiter, but I was fired for clearing tables. I was clearing them for take off. I had them all lined up outside. People thought it was an outdoor cafe. I said, "No, these are leaving at 3." They were going to fire me anyway, because I told them I thought they should put the wrapper on the inside of the straw since that's the part you don't want to get dirty.

I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.

I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me.

If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort and say "How do you figger that!" real loud. Then lean back and sort of smirk.

If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind people and pinching them is probably a joke that gets old real fast.

When you're going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too close.

If you're ever shipwrecked on a tropical island and you don't know how to speak the natives' language, just say "Poppy-oomy." I bet it means something.

I don't understand people who say life is a mystery, because what is it they want to know?

When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs on Mars?" When no one laughed, I was real embarrassed. I don't think people should make you feel that way.

Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet.

One thing that makes me believe in UFOs is, sometimes I lose stuff.

It's amazing to me that one of the world's most feared diseases would be carried by one of the world's smallest animals: the real tiny dog.

Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.

Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind." Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring

It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.

A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive

He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that.

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother

laughter. we need it. or at least i do.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. ~Woody Allen


At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities. ~Jean Houston


Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit. ~Author Unknown


Mirth is God's medicine. Everybody ought to bathe in it. ~Henry Ward Beecher


Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. ~Jack Handey, "Deep Thoughts," Saturday Night Live


The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings


Laughter is an instant vacation. ~Milton Berle


What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing death-knell of a laugh! ~Agnes Repplier


Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. ~Victor Borge


So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. ~Gordon W. Allport


What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. ~Yiddish Proverb


When people are laughing, they're generally not killing each other. ~Alan Alda


Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. ~Kurt Vonnegut


A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book. ~Irish Proverb


Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. ~Bob Newhart


A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash. ~Puzant Kevork Thomajan


There can never be enough said of the virtues, dangers, the power of a shared laugh. ~Françoise Sagan


I've always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, "Ain't that the truth." ~Quincy Jones

Laughter is the corrective force which prevents us from becoming cranks. ~Henri Bergson


Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. ~Max Eastman


A man isn't poor if he can still laugh. ~Raymond Hitchcock


Remember, men need laughter sometimes more than food. ~Anna Fellows Johnston


No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad. ~Thomas Carlyle, Sartor Resartus, Book I, chapter 4


You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. ~Stephen King, Hearts in Atlantis


With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die. ~Abraham Lincoln


A good, real, unrestrained, hearty laugh is a sort of glorified internal massage, performed rapidly and automatically. It manipulates and revitalizes corners and unexplored crannies of the system that are unresponsive to most other exercise methods. ~Author unknown, from an editorial in New York Tribune, quoted in Quotations for Special Occasions by Maud van Buren


Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing. ~Ken Kesey


It was not a laugh but merely a loud smile. ~Author Unknown


Seven days without laughter makes one weak. ~Mort Walker


A laugh is a smile that bursts. ~Mary H. Waldrip


Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face. ~Victor Hugo


[L]aughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. ~Hugh Sidey


Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place. ~Josh Billings


Carry laughter with you wherever you go. ~Hugh Sidey


Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. ~Arnold Glasow


Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense. ~Author Unknown


We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. ~Joseph Heller


Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter. ~Friedrich Nietzsche

my favourite reel couples

From down with love
barbara and catch




from drive me crazy
chase and nicole




from 10 things i hate about you
kat and pat




from bring it on
torrance and cliff




from oceans twelve
tess and danny ocean




from the mask of zorro
elena and zorro




from american outlaws
jesse james and zerelda




from what a girl wants
daphne and ian




from harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban
hermione and ron




thats it so far. there are TONs of my favourites only .. well.. its kinda hard to get a pic of two of them together. muahaha.

The boy i fell in love with.

My pathetic attempt at writing a poem. To make it rhyme, yet come straight from the heart.Written at 12 midnight abouts there on my pillow in the freaking dark.

The boy i fell in love with is grander than a king
The boy i fell in love with is better than ANYTHING.
The boy i fell in love with his smile is ever so bright
The boy i fell in love with makes my heart feel so light
The boy i fell in love with for me he's always there
The boy i fell in love with he's perfect beyond compare
The boy i fell in love with can never do me wrong
The boy i fell in love with fills my life with song
The boy i fell in love with one look and i'm in love
The boy i fell in love with was sent by God above
The boy i fell in love with my love for him still grows
The boy i fell in love with for his part he'll never know
The boy i fell in love with one word and i'm okay
The boy i fell in love with he'll never find out; no way!
The boy i fell in love with understands what i go through
The boy i fell in love with well that boy just happens to be YOU.

It might seem silly because it is made to rhyme but its TRUE. and, well, to say so quite frankly. it's the first time i've managed to make my feelings RHYME. not bad, if i say so myself.:D oh brother. now it's time to shield myself from reactions.

i figured that if i add one more post, i can get rid of the really really long posts.haha so this is just an inserting post.

OOO OH GOODY GOODY!!! i have a TAGBOARD!! this is so interesting!! its actually quite FUN! ahhahaa. but its all the BLOODY way at the BOTTOM! so ppl have to scroll down. does anyone know how to adjust the frame size so that it can be higher up? haha leave a TAG! oo this is FUN!:D